The Fairway Flamingos
Golf Society
Pink socks. Wonky swings. Serious banter. A friendly society for golfers who take the game lightly and the sausage rolls very seriously.
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Upcoming events
Four dates for the diary. Hit “I’m in” to bag a spot — it’s a demo, so nothing is really booked.
Demo only — RSVPs stay in your browser tab and are never sent anywhere.
Meet the players
Eighteen fictional golfers, one shared love of pink socks. Search, sort, and tap a card for the full profile.
Handicaps & standings
Arrows show how many places each player moved after the last event. Lower handicap is better, so a green “−” on the handicap is good news.
Handicap leaderboard
Order of Merit
Season points after events
Society records
The numbers everyone quotes at the bar. Some have been checked. Most have been exaggerated.
Roll of honour
Every society title since 2019. Pick a year, or see them all.
Special awards
Our end-of-season trophies. Winners are chosen by secret ballot, bribery and a very loud show of hands.
The gallery
Placeholder pictures drawn with code — swap in your own society photos.
Join the society
New members welcome, from scratch golfers to people who have never found the fairway. Pink socks are optional (but encouraged).
- 8–10 events a season at lovely local courses
- Official handicaps, a leaderboard and a very shiny trophy cabinet
- Friendly, welcoming and slightly competitive